The Lesbians are out on ze street. They are angry, says Clouseau le Chien. Why should they change? We are talking about the Greek islanders naturellement.

The Greek government, can you believe, has made zis proposal to change the ancient name of their island to Mytilini. "Where is that," I hear you ask? "I do not know," iz my answer.

"It is our capital," answer ze Lebians, who are suing their government. "Why should we change our name? Do we embarrass you?"

Apparament. This has given a certaine zeste to the islanders, who are now suing ze Homosexual and Lesbian Community of Gréce so that ZEY can changer ZEIR name.

Don't believe me? Even the Rosbif Broadcasting Corporation Sez so.