Ah lala! C'est pas possible! writes Clouseau "le chien" An American cousin of mine (Walter of the American Water Spaniels) said the other day that my President is even more embarassing than his.

I nearly fell out of the clutches of my mistresses arms. The chic! The insolence! How can anyone be more embarrassing than that cowboy from Connecticut?

Then it heat me...

Eat is true. What can be worse than seeing the undersized plouc with aviator sunglasses grabbing his trophy wife, whom he had only met two months before the weddinge, at, of all God forsaken places, Eurodisney?

Chirac may have been a useless incompetent toad, but at you thought that he might have good taste in wine and that he he knew about things like art. That plouc Sarkozy would not know culture is he saw it growing in three week old milk. Aah, the shame.