Artificial eyes watch and record us through hundreds of moments every day of our lives, writes Atticus. Is CCTV the panacea for all social ills, or does it simply take us further down the wrong path?

Ah lala! C'est pas possible! writes Clouseau "le chien" An American cousin of mine (Walter of the American Water Spaniels) said the other day that my President is even more embarassing than his.

I nearly fell out of the clutches of my mistresses arms. The chic! The insolence! How can anyone be more embarrassing than that cowboy from Connecticut?

Then it heat me...

From Tony's messianic beam to Gordon's grimace-and-
bear-it, writes Atticus, it’s been a long road...

Is it to be congestion charging Ken with his whiff of corruption,writes Atticus, or pretender Boris with his pretence of caring about London? Or perhaps Green Sian or LeftList Lindsey, promising to fight big business and city bonuses?

The die is cast for London and all we can do is wait, says Atticus. Whatever the outcome in the mayoral election, it’s been a disappointing campaign about the cult of personality rather than policy.